What They Don’t Tell You About Marriage || STEVE HARVEY

What They Don’t Tell You About Marriage || STEVE HARVEY


– There’s some things about
marriage that no one tells you. You need to understand… Now it’s a beautiful thing. When you’re with the right one, oh my goodness, it’s what you want. – [Audience] Yes. – You get the wrong one. (audience murmur) Oh Lord, take me now. (audience laugh) Yeah, so there’s some things that nobody tells you about mothers. First of all, ladies, let me explain somethin’ to the ladies. Your fiance’s mother is going to become your mother-in-law. Are you following me? – [Audience] Yes. – This man that you’ve
pledged your life to, his mother is gonna
become your mother-in-law. (audience laugh and applaud) Now, follow where I’m goin’? You invite her over for dinner. You bring the dinner out. She look at you and go “Is that all you gonna
feed my son for dinner?” (audience laugh and applaud) Fellas in here, I ain’t
gonna put you on the spot. I’m just gonna point at you and I want you to answer my question. Fellas, I want you to tell
me when I point at you somethin’ that you like doin’ alone. Just tell me somethin’ that
you enjoy doin’ by yourself. Sir? – Using the bathroom. – You like using the bathroom alone. (audience applaud) Alone. Little dude right there
with the plaid shirt on. – I just like watchin’ YouTube my myself. – You like watchin’ YouTube. Yeah, yeah. (audience applaud) – Sir, with the vest on, tell me somethin’ you
like doin’ by yourself? – Reading. – You like to read by your… That’s all, that’s all. (audience laugh and applaud) Now listen to me fellas, once you get married, all that’s gone. (audience laugh and applaud) All that’s gone. What is you shuttin’
the bathroom door for? I’m tryin’ to… hello, hello? We were talking. We were talking. (audience laugh and applaud) You always got your face in YouTube. Need to pay attention to MeTube. (audience laugh and applaud) What you readin’? I said what are you readin’? Y’all always sittin’ somewhere readin’. What is you readin’? Read, read, read, read, read. All you tryin’ to do is read. Didn’t marry you to watch you read. (audience laugh and applaud) Let’s do some Hey Steve.

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