– Can you say something mean? (man in orange sweater speaking Italian) (low orchestral music) – I am Vanessa. – My name’s Dae. – My name is Lada, and I’m […]

– Cheating, yes. – Do you wanna go first? – Have we ever talked about that? – No. – Definitely more than just a couple inches. Ya know, I mean– […]

– Am I attractive? You can only use your sense of touch to decide. – Let’s do it. (laughs) – Is it over the table? (laughs) I’m sorry. – What? […]

– (Interviewer) What drugs have you done? – Everything, except for heroin, except for crack, and I guess that’s not everything, right? (ukulele music) – (Interviewer) What drugs have you […]

– Do I, or have I, ever disappointed you? (laughter) (“Eine kleine Nachtmusik” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart) – My name is Deranged Pitt, and he just happens to be my […]

– [Interviewer] Are you getting queer vibes? – Because of my assumptions I think that you’re straight. – You rundown for me why exactly you think I’m straight, again. – […]

– Ho, ho, ho ho ho. (cheering) I still say no. (laughing and cheering) – Wow. – My name is Madison. – I am Debbie Roundtree. – Well, I’m prepared […]

Abortion. Killing, ’cause um, they’re basically killing the baby, even though it’s still in the mom. Horrible, if you’re given the gift of a baby, then you should treasure that […]

– When I found out it was gonna be about attractiveness, I was like ‘Oh, shit.’ (laughs) I was like, ‘I gotta clean my Spanx,’ ‘I gotta find my makeup, […]

– This is like homophobic bachelorette. (laughs) This is horrible. – [Interviewer] What’s your name and what do you do for a living? – My name’s Kimmy and I’m a […]