Special Occasion Speech: The Roast

Special Occasion Speech: The Roast



hello everyone it's an absolute honor for me to be up here one last time and speak in front of you all I'm extraordinarily proud of how far we have come this year when we first started we rocked back and forth and shook young and although I still do both of those things I'm not here today to talk about my clothes I'm here to talk about yours to the road of communication to Andrew my buddy down after an entire semester with you the only thing I know about you is I can travel and hope people that's kind of cool I know there has to be more to it so I know you've coped with hurricane relief and looking into it further I figured out that there's likely to be another hurricane in New Orleans in the next couple of years and being the good guy that you are you are going to go down to New Orleans to help those people but I know Andrew so what you want to do is pretty clearly but when I threw that bear at you during the second speech that wasn't just a build-a-bear knock off that was and if anything does happen to you word your boyfriend's in the next couple years then Alisha everyone in this class I believe you are the most improved so far this year but my favorite thing about you is that you play volleyball I love volleyball myself and all the guys would probably agree with me that if you go to a female bowling ball game those girls are fit every single one of them it doesn't matter which girl it is but one time I went to a volleyball game and I thought I stole a girl that was only half-witted but turns out I was just drunk out of my mind I ain't seen I thought about joining the ROTC one time and I deserved injury now yeah I think this entire class knows if I can make fun of anyone it would be you now on every speech review you have not said a single negative thing about it but you have drawn pictures that warms my heart this past weekend I went by one of my favorite places and I wanted to release my in a white girl and see how you do your trade I tell you this in one day I will go back to get coffee and spend some time with you audience attention if I can give you any advice move accordingly it's that next time you friend that stabs you in the back I want you to hit mom these first time you came up the skies interesting the second time look I swear today it seems like you are it is hard to keep and you know because you're all mouth and I really enjoyed that I think the only way I can show you how much I appreciate your humor is to give you a gift that only user and that is bear sitting there sending you or one absolutely awesome girl I can't even bearish you because you are just too awesome anytime i pratik or regular views on your speeches I try to find something negative to say what I can and I just draw a smiley face and so on the next feature site you gift you may see a winky face and all I want to say for you is congratulations on your wedding coming up I never stole invest in the future Cory my man now anytime you come up here to ski you're absolutely fabulous looking and I mean that the non most non homosexual way and I think we are pretty similar guys overall looking at it I love the way you stitch it to the man and you don't wear a helmet when you long bro I think that's great and the truth is like your brain is so big that if you did fall it is actually the concrete that would need the protection so I'd like to leave you with the saying that I think every person should know for quarry and that is Sierras una muchacha sereis Caliente and an English Spanish translation that is if you were a girl you would be okay but after all of your speeches every dental hygiene I that person who cheats is important and I went from brushing my teeth twice a day to brushing my teeth twice a day and cry knowing there's a monster well that's because of you I will continue to brush my teeth and one day I hope miss tomb you clearly are the best and now my chest I love this course I really do I'm from this class for me it's you I've learned that my qualities I've learned that it's okay to shake when you're nervous and up onstage the awkward pause in gazing eyes it happens when we're on the fly but when we take but when we stop and take the time to practice what we have in minds the world is artists and there is no limit Congrats to us all because we did

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