David Spade Gave Céline Dion a Pep Talk Before Crashing a Wedding

David Spade Gave Céline Dion a Pep Talk Before Crashing a Wedding


– So you went to a car show
recently with your mom. – I did. – How did that come up? Is she a big car fan? – No. But what happens is that if I go
visit in Arizona, love my mom, and then sometimes, I
don’t know if you’ve done this or you guys, I
go into town for one day and then I don’t
have time to see her and then I feel guilty
because I’m there. But I just went in to go to
this Barrett Jackson car auction show ’cause I sort of
like cars and stuff. So then I just called. I felt bad, so I go,
Mom, I would hang out, but I’m just going
to a car show. You don’t want to go. She goes, Oh, I’ll go. That sounds fun. I know she doesn’t
want to go at all. But she went with me, and
then I took my trusty camera, so I filmed her. So we’ll show a little clip. I don’t know it’s
funny, but this is us walking around the car show. We’re at the Barrett
Jackson car show. Hey, Mom! – There’s a fast lane. – She’s going to
be the star today. Jay Leno just bid on this one. Hey, Kid Rock! Give me a ride! It’s Spade! Joe Dirt! 32 more miles to the front. Let’s go, Mom. Pick it up. Mom’s using this
car as a mirror. I like these big trucks
because I can zoom down to the Grove, beep at the gals. But it’s too high to
get because I’m short. Mom, can you lie on
the ground and I’ll climb on your back to get in? – Oh, sure. – No, I’m kidding, Mom. – I like this one. – This one? Yeah. – I had one just like it. And I lost my virginity in it. – In that little backseat? – No, on the hood. – Well, we did it, Mom. You have fun? – I guess. [LAUGHING] [APPLAUSE] – That’s a lot of information. – That was 10 hours condensed
into a couple minutes. – Oh, man. Do you buy cars
when you’re there? – I have bought cars from there. And I have four total, three
are crummy, one’s nice. But Leno, Jay has got that,
I went out to see his garage and he probably has 300. – He’s got like an airplane
hangar full of cars, right? – And getting another hangar
full of more cars and– – Wow. – –because when he used
to go to The Tonight Show, he’d take a different
one every day. You’d see him on the
405 on a 1926 unicycle. Honk, honk! Hey, what’s going on? Heading to work. But I just have the
regular ones now. But so far so good. – I saw on Kimmel you crashed
that wedding with Celine Dion. Those people must be
flipping out, what you did. – The quick story was we, I was
in Las Vegas doing the Mirage and Kimmel was there. She goes, hey, we’re
doing this bit. You want to run over, because
we’re going to surprise people at their wedding. He was performing in a
hotel in this theater, but the chapel was
backed up to it. So he goes, we’ll just run over
and they don’t know anything. So I said, we’re going to
ruin someone’s real wedding. Because I don’t know, who
knows if they’re fans or not. So it was two people
that were in the army. They were getting married,
and Kimmel went in there and busted in and then
said, can I officiate? They said yes. And then, of course, Dumbo comes
in a long drink with a straw. They go, anyone object
to this wedding? I go, a-oh! Then I come in. I do my crummy
jokes, and then they said, hey, for the first
dance, do you have a singer? And they go, no. And he goes, all we got
are some local talent, and then Celine Dion came in
with all this smoke behind her. Yeah, it was really fun. And so it went pretty
well for those crazy bits. But before we did it, it’s a
secret, so we’re all hiding, crammed in this little tent. And I go into it, and
Celine’s in the corner. I don’t know her,
so I said, there’s all these Secret
Service people here. She’s really rich, so
they’re around her. And then I go, can I
say hi to her real quick before we do this? And the guy’s like, what’s that? And I go, I want
to say hi to eagle. All right, hang on. Then he goes, eagle, eagle. And he goes, it goes
all the way back and then it comes all
the way back to me, and he goes, Yeah,
OK, come on in. So I go in and of course I
get nervous, so of course I grab her and I go, Celine! It’s us again, the comic duo. We’re going to kill it today. And she goes, OK. Because she’s French
Canadian and she goes, mmm, and gives
me the side kisses. And then I go, hey,
are the pipes rusty? You ready to nail it? I want your A game. And she goes, I’ll
sing good, yeah. And I go, all right. Everything’s riding on
this for me, Celine. I need you to knock
it out of the park. This is it for me. I got all my chips in. And she goes, she didn’t
know what was going on. So then the guy’s like,
maybe we need to get you, they need you up front. So, anyway, it all worked out. And I think it was really
fun for the couple. – Yeah, it was great. – It was a blast. – It was fantastic. And they seemed very
calm, but you know inside they were flipping out. – Yeah, because when they
went to a commercial, then they went more bananas. But to have Celine Dion at
your wedding, she was so good. – Yeah, just
singing right there. – What a blast.

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